35 Beer quotes to make you think and laugh

Beer is a drink that has been enjoyed by the human race for hundreds of years. It is not so wise to drink to much of it. However, many wise men and women have enjoyed a nice cold frothy beer. 

Below is the best quotes about beer. Cheers!

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I am not addicted to beer… It’s addicted to me.
Cyanide & Happiness
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer.
Confucius
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He is a wise man who invented beer.
Plato
Good people drink good beer.
Hunter S Thompson
Beer… now there’s a temporary solution!
Homer Simpson
Englishmen are like their own beer: Frothy on top, dregs on the bottom, the middle excellent.
Voltaire
The public is a guy who wants his shot and a glass of beer.
Al Capone
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, sweat, and beer.
Winston Churchill

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A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food.
Queen Elizabeth I
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Sid Vicious
Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. It will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde
No children without sex—No drunkenness without beer.
Ancient Sumerian Proverb
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.
Mickey Lolich
I am sure of this, that if everybody was to drink their bottle a day, there would be not half the disorders in the world there are now. It would be a famous good thing for us all.
Jane Austen
Evangelical perfection cannot be conceived of without a strong dose of egoism, pride, toughness, and beer.
Charles De Gaulle
I work until beer o'clock.
Stephen King
Beer. The best damn drink in the world!
Jack Nicholson
From man’s sweat and God’s love, beer came into the world.
Saint Arnoldus
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.
Abraham Lincoln
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.
Queen Victoria
What care I how time advances, I am drinking ale today.
Edgar Allan Poe
I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
William Shakespeare
There is to me something profoundly affecting in large masses of men following the lead of those who do not believe in men, and beer.
Walt Whitman
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
George Best
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Dave Barry

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